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stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

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nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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civem:

v0ldewhoret:

sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion

neutral

as in 

without an ion

everyone needs to see this post i’m not sorry

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

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lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

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